Archive | March 2013
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Conversation #1 “Hello.” (A long pause, indicating that this is a telemarketer, clearly not expecting someone to answer.) “Mr. Codgling?” “What do you want?” “How are you today?” (Telemarketers are the only people who ever ask me how I am.) “Fine.” “This is your phone company. You are a valued customer.” (This means that I […]